- One must be a fox in order to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten off wolves. Machiavelli Niccolo
See Mons Meg
A six ton wedding gift to King of the Scots.
The gift arrived eight years late, but what the giver lacked in punctuality he more than made up for in size and power, which must have made the wait worthwhile.
Named for the town in Belgium where she was forged around 1449, Mons Meg is the last surviving of the two enormous guns originally given to the king by his uncle, the Duke of Burgundy. With a barrel big enough for an adult to climb inside, she is currently considered to be the seventh-largest cannon by caliber in history.
Although she was once used in battle against the English, Meg’s enormous weight – 15,366 pounds – proved unwieldy and difficult to move, eventually restricting her mighty strength to marking momentous royal occasions rather than destroying enemy walls.
Meg also was fired in celebration during the marriage of Mary Queen of Scots in 1558. Her career came to an explosive end in 1681, firing her last shot in celebration of the birthday of the man who would later become King James VII of Scotland and II of England. The barrel’s iron rings burst, and she has been silent since.
Although Meg saw some time standing silent vigil at the Tower of London, she was returned to Edinburgh in 1829. Her formidable girth can now be admired outside St. Margaret’s Chapel.